Analects of BUZZism

 

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The Analects of Confucius… was probably confusing. 

The Analects of BUZZism… is good rolling paper. 

The Analects of Confucius… was philosophical. 

The Analects of BUZZism… is good rolling paper. 

The Analects of Confucius…  was highly influential. 

The Analects of BUZZism… is good rolling paper. 

The Analects of Confucius… was highly followed.

The Analects of BUZZism… is good rolling paper.

The Analects of Confucius… was. 

The Analects of BUZZism… is. 

Much like Confucius, BUZZism is a play on words in doling out its own philosophical… let’s say… WISDOM (with fingers crossed). If anything, it will leave one saying “What the hell were you thinking?!!!” as BUZZism asserts itself amongst its readers in a new millennium far removed from the annals of Confucius as it leaves one pondering even more…

“if you bite the dust can you still be identified through your dental records?”  —Analects of BUZZism 

Analects of BUZZism makes for… a great coffee table book… bathroom reading material (after which you conveniently have non-flushable wipes)… or just great rolling paper (especially if you forgot to put the coffee on your aforementioned coffee table).

 

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